Limerick

There once was a man who lived

in a jam and hated ham with jam and

had to eat it with the man

There once was a dog

who hated blogs, he got some dogs

to crush the blogs

There was a dad who was bad

and he liked to have bad dads

in his own pants

Limerick

There was an old person of Florence,

who held mutton chop abhorrence,

he purchased a busted, and fried him with mustard,

which choked that old person of Florence.

This is the link to it

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